Hi Canadian friends,

It's me, an American who wants to apologize for our president's foolish behavior. His ramblings about Canada becoming the 51st state are rude, and his tariffs are dumb.

You have been wonderful neighbors to us and don't deserve this bullshit. So for the month of May, we're reducing our shipping prices and giving you a tariff discount: 

• Shipping to Canada is free for all orders over $300 USD.
• Shipping for orders under $300 USD is a flat rate of $25 USD. 
• Shipping for orders under $10 USD is $5 USD (in case you want a few stickers).
• As you know, you will still have to pay duties, which will be 20% of the sale price we list on the invoice. So to make up for that, enjoy $50 USD off all orders over $300 USD with the code ELBOWSUP. 

Obviously, this doesn't resolve or make up for what you're/we're enduring, but I want you to know I am genuinely sorry for the chaos our country is creating. 

xxoo,

Jen, she/her, CEO of Coalition

PS: I have an appointment with a Canadian immigration attorney so please share ideas on where I, my girlfriend, and Coalition should relocate.

Fine print: Free shipping and $50 off ends at 11:59 pm PST on Saturday, May 31st. Discounts cannot be combined with any other offers or applied to past orders.