Clitify
CUMMING SOON!
The clitoris is one of the most explored and sought after, but least understood, body parts. We're out to change that. Introducing Clitify: A first-of-its-kind app that helps you put your finger on the magic button.
At Coalition Snow, receiving and taking action on the feedback from our community is of the utmost priority. We understand the legitimate concerns that we haven’t done enough for men over the years, so in the name of equality, we are creating something specifically for them. Introducing, Clitify, an app that helps you find the clitoris.
“If Shackleton could navigate through Antarctica, then certainly we could create something to help non-vulva bearers better understand what makes us tick,” Char Harris, Senior Designer, said.
How does Clitify work? It’s easy: Simply use your finger on your screen to locate the clit. Once you do, you will be rewarded with points, confetti, and virtual high fives. As you progress, you will be exposed to various types of vulvas, as no two are alike.
“Clitify will allow us to be at the forefront of supporting men in being the best versions of themselves in ways that few ski companies have done before. Everyone wins, and that sense of community and camaraderie really speaks to the core values at Coalition.”
~ JEN GURECKI, CEO OF COALITION SNOW
Our long-term vision includes partnering with dating apps like Hinge. By adding your score to your Hinge profile, you can alert people to your expertise, which would significantly assist in fostering matches for those who are committed to giving humans with vulvas pleasure.
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH WANTS TO BE!
WARNING: You may not be satisfied by the experience. Refunds, like that two minutes of your life you'll never get back, are not available.
*In the case of the app not moving into development, 100% of the proceeds will benefit the Indigenous Backcountry Scholarship.
OUR EARS ARE BURNING
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The clitoris is some of the trickiest terrain I've ever encountered. Now I won't have to stumble when I'm all up in it.
— Casey C.
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Wowza!!! I've been waiting for this my entire life. Finally, all the Os!
— Holly H.
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I used to need to bring a flashlight and magnifying glass but with this app I'll be able to find it in the dark.
— Chad B.
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Open Snow, Strava, Trailforks, and CalTopo have nothing on this app.
— Bryan A.