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Up-N-Down Backcountry Hot Dog

$18.00
FlavorsWeight Weenie
Description

For the times when you wish the skin track was more like the ball park, the race track, or a day at Costco… Introducing the Coalition Snow Up-n-Down Dog ®, the world’s first Backcountry Hot Dog!

Yep, this is technical trail meat specifically formulated to meet the needs of even the heartiest partier on the hill, an organic grass-fed beef frank, made with our Up-n-Down anti-inflammatory spice mix, wrapped in a luscious buttered keto-friendly brioche bun, and topped with your choice of your favorite condiments! All the building blocks of nutrition to fuel your uphill rager! Close your eyes and you’ll swear you’re at Coney Island. Well, Coney Island in February.

Choose from our meat treats:

  • The Weight Weenie, for the non-committal Skimo snacker.
  • The Slog Dog, our Jumbo, sodium-laden, type II sweatfest of a snack.
  • And the Tree Hugger, our Vegan Sea Protein Based lunch treat, for the times when telling everyone you “ backcountry ski,” just isn’t enough.

Pro-tip. Pair with Tots and a Pickle. Mind the mustard.

Feeling hungry yet? We’ve made it easy to get your dog on:

DIY Dog: Keep your dog and condiments warm during your hike by carrying them close to your core in an inside pocket, in your armpit, or between your boobs, if you have them (recommended).

Doggy Drop-Off: We can meet you at the trailhead! Yes, teaming up with your questionable local delivery service, we offer contactless drop off. If you tell us the secret spot and time, we’ll show up like the party crashers we are!

Can’t get enough? Book our Up-N-Down “SnowDog” tracked-weinermobile for your next “cat” ski trip and blow up your secret stash with our secret sauce! Perfect for your next backcountry birthday, book club meeting, or gender reveal!

Frankly (hot dog pun) my party peeps, if you are one of the thousands left wondering why you picked up this infernal new hobby that seems to run on limited parking, single-file shuffling, fiddly bits, zig-zagging when you want just to go straight up, goddamn it, and that weird iron-y throat taste when you breathe too hard––don’t fret, grab an Up-N-Down Dog and put the fucking festival back in your sufferfest!

Get all of the details on our Up-N-Down Backcountry Dog here.

All funds raised through the Up-N-Down Backcountry Dog will support the Backcountry Indigenous Scholarship

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FAQ

What's Your Return Policy?

We accept returns of unworn and unused goods that you purchased from us within 21 days of the ship date. Yard Sale items can only be returned for store credit. If you do need to exchange or return an item all you need is your order number and the shipping zip code in hand. Click here to start the process.

Can I Pay In Installments?

We offer two payment plans: Shop Pay and Afterpay. You can select either in checkout and pay in multiple intallments.

I Still Have Questions... HELP!

Best way to reach us is via email at hello@coalitionsnow.com, Monday through Friday. As a small team, we do our best to respond in less than 24 hours.

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Enjoy free shipping within the Continental US on all orders over $150. If you have questions about international shipping, please get in touch wtih us here. 

Order tracking

We ship our skis UPS within the continental US. Please provide a valid shipping address for ground delivery. You can follow the progress of your shipment from the shipping email you receive. We endeavor to ship your skis within three working days.

Shipping Protection

Please note that we are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged packages. We highly encourage you to select Navidium Package Protection, which will protect from damage, theft, or loss for just a few dollars.

About Us

Women Owned & Operated

We knew we deserved better equipment and a community that saw us, heard us, valued us, and put us front and center. So we said goodbye to shrink-it-and-pink-it and toxic bro culture and said hello to something more: a community that values camaraderie over competition, solidarity over sending, and compassion over cuntery.

Performance Driven

We believe that the recipe for making a kick-ass pair of skis or snowboards has nothing to do with what's between your legs but what's between your ears and in your heart. We start with a concept that meets our unique needs and work with a team of engineers to bring our designs to life. We manufacture in reputable factories that prioritize the health and safety of their team and the environment. We test, bring in our Ambassadors and Athletes (did you know that our skis have been in the Olympics?), refine, and then deliver a finished product to you.

Building An Inclusive Community

From the beginning, we’ve been willing to do and say what our peers won’t. There is no place for the status quo, no room for hanging back, no time for wait or play it safe. In everything we create, we aim to make a positive impact in the world of snowsports and beyond. And that’s what makes us different. We're Coalition Snow, and we're the ones we've been waiting for.

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