Friends, if you're like us, you have yet to finish your holiday shopping, despite the incessant number of gift guide emails you’ve received over the past few weeks. It’s not that any of them are bad—in fact we've found some cute things for ourselves.
It’s that they all seem so refined, so opposite of the great unraveling of late-stage capitalism we’re witnessing all around us. Like who you foolin’, we all read the news! Or we’re on the Toks, same same.
Because we couldn’t help ourselves or our mood, we thought we’d create our own Unhinged Gift Guide, full of offerings from small businesses doing big things:
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A bus ticket to Altoona because a flight in 2024 feels too one percenty
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An annual subscription to Chani because the universe knows more than the guys who are still trying to explain to us why Kamala lost
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These upcycled glass jars from Tanaznia because you need something to put your weed in
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Pre-rolled herbal smokes from women-owned Celf Ceremony because 2025 will be our year for health
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A strap-on from LGBTQ + women founded Wet For Her because you’re finally ready to come to terms with the fact that we really don’t need them
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A flower press from Studio Wald to preserve tear-stained petals because nature makes it feel better
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A bottle of Après Delight because you want to keep ‘em guessing about why you scream into your pillow
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This brick from Ship a Dick because it’s better if they break their own windows
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A watermelon hair claw from AAPI + women Owned Chimmi made by immigrants because it’s fun to explain why you purchased something and from whom at the family dinner table
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A ski trip with your new besties stateside because everyone knows better than to let you leave the country
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This illustrated journal featuring 50 Feminist Mantras by Amelia Hruby because we can use a little support in radically disrupting patriarchy, white supremacy, and capitalism
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A paid subscription to our Lady Parts newsletter because if you think this gift guide is wild, just wait for what we'll be sharing next
If you want to share some of your favorite gifts to give and receive OR if you have a product you’d like included in a future gift guide, head on over to the original post in our Lady Parts newsletter and leave a comment.
